I Promise Not To...

I'm a developer. Developers tend to swing their privates around to prove how smart they are. I promise not to do this. Unless you send me some dumbass comment and you need to be smacked down.

I will not:

- Post anything where I show you some nifty little trick I spent all day figuring out. If it's that tricky to do then I shouldn't be doing it myself. Leave alone encouraging others to do it. This type of post is a prime feature of the most boooring blogs. Dude... NO ONE CARES!

- Attempt to drag you along on some new fad of the week. The buzz is off Java and on to RoR. Good... they can have it. Buzz makes you run way to fast with the scissors.

- Whine about Bush, et. al. They suck more than suck and we all know it. 'Nuf said.

So what the hell else is left?

I dunno... I'm sure something will annoy me enough shortly.